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[collateraldamaging]

[ Of course he is. No one's judging his outfit at the moment, though. The door is locked, the lights are out. Barry also managed to beat Kazu's reply. ]

Barry
I'm not there yet
you ridiculous instant noodle of a man.

[adultflash]

Oh. Well it's not my fault you're so slow. ;)

Can I let myself in? I promise I won't eat all the food.

[collateraldamaging]

Yes, go ahead.
Just this once, and make sure you don't turn on the outside lights.

But I am not slow.
You are ridiculous.

[adultflash]

You got it, boss. [did he just hire himself? nahhhh, but he's gonna putter around and clean/set things up/whatever, don't mind him.]

Slowwwwwwpoke.

[collateraldamaging]

You are not making me want to move any faster.
I might see how slowly I can get there, actually.
What is the record for slowest commute?

[adultflash]

You know, the slower you move the more havoc I'll wreak in here. I might even start cooking.